Mentor Mentor, where art thou?

Me needs a mentor.
Me wants a mentor.
So will you help me,
kind Madam or Sir?

Whenever I attempted to write,
I have spectacularly failed.
Whenever I found a good rp,
the boat had already sailed.

Writing a character sheet,
has never been my cup o' tea.
All my characters,
are labelled as 'Monstrosity!!'

I always start a post
with a dumb statement.
A statement of fluff,
fifteen words ill-spent.

My characters are always
as bipolar as I am.
My characters act pious,
when they wouldn't give a damn.

Paragraphs end suddenly,
because I cannot read walls o' text.
So after a few lines,
my brain shouts, "NEXT!"

I listen to songs when I write,
it affects how my character behaves.
Sometimes they are as evil as CoB,
sometimes as cool as Nujabes.

I have asked God many times,
"Will you not help me?"
He tells me to read Stephen King,
Me(to God): God, Seriously??

I think I can quit writing,
But that's the only skill I can flaunt.
God(to me): You writing haunts people,
is that what you want?

Go away God for I don't need you,
you criminal scum, you dissenter.
I will take advice from you no more,
I will take help from a mentor.

So know you all know what,
I have been blabbering about,
Will you help me?
Or will you laugh and shout?

Me needs a mentor.
Me wants a mentor.
So will you help me,
kind Madam or Sir?

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